Have you ever noticed how things are always worse for someone else?

What about this guy:

A central Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go to jail and get away from his overbearing wife. At a sentencing hearing Monday, 39-year-old Anthony Miller said he robbed a bank in Ephrata because he wanted to leave his then-wife but she had threatened to commit suicide if he did.

Ha! Nice one. He got 3 to 6 and a divorce. Win-win...

Or this guy:

A man was accused of trying to kick his own feces at police officers who responded to a party at his home. Sgt. Ross Renner said a 64-year-old man was accused of pulling down his pants Friday night, defecating on the floor and attempting to kick feces at the officers.

Wow... time to lay off the Jack Off to court for you Oct. 1

Oh and Scoope... Leanne Rimes is getting divorced, better get a haircut and plane ticket mate