While the relatively inexpensive 10" laptops are very appealing, certainly from a upcoming travel perspective, they are unfortunately out of reach this time around.

Now here's a great idea...

Goose

I have been drunk before, perhaps more than once...

I have seen my friends throw up in a newpaper bin on Victoria street (Fridge).

I have woken up with a single eyebrow in the back yard with a section of fence still in my hands.

So, what happens when you combine some mind-altering substance and draw the short straw with your buddies to go back and get more beer...?

This...

Enjoy!

Goose

As 2010 fast approaches I think it is fair to say that someone fucked up on delivering my flying car.

The advance of technology is slowing at a constant rate so good new ideas are few and far between...

This is cool though, eh?

Powermat...

Two final comments:

• The vegan lifestyle suits me just fine... &
• See ya at Christmas!

Goose

Since I posted anything but thanks to Sundog (once again) hilarity has been restored for todays little gem.

Check out this song, the production is superb...

Wrong hole...

Ha!

Goose

Two things made me laugh today... good work Sundog...

Pole dancing barbie for kids...

versus

Pole dancing barbie for geeks...

Too funny...

Cheers

Goose

Have you ever noticed how things are always worse for someone else?

What about this guy:

A central Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go to jail and get away from his overbearing wife. At a sentencing hearing Monday, 39-year-old Anthony Miller said he robbed a bank in Ephrata because he wanted to leave his then-wife but she had threatened to commit suicide if he did.

Ha! Nice one. He got 3 to 6 and a divorce. Win-win...

Or this guy:

A man was accused of trying to kick his own feces at police officers who responded to a party at his home. Sgt. Ross Renner said a 64-year-old man was accused of pulling down his pants Friday night, defecating on the floor and attempting to kick feces at the officers.

Wow... time to lay off the Jack Off to court for you Oct. 1

Oh and Scoope... Leanne Rimes is getting divorced, better get a haircut and plane ticket mate

I had an epiphany over the weekend...

I am amazed at myself and at humans as a race regarding how we treat animals and horrified at what it takes to shock me into doing something.

Five years ago I wouldn't watch clips of atrocities that people would send me as some form of entertainment, now very little shocks me.

This documentary shocked me. It is designed to do so. Enough to donate to PETA.

I watched Earthlings... and despite the graphic content, I want everyone to see it.

Not because I want to bash you with my beliefs or ethics, but because we humans are supposed to be the highest form of evolution and as such, have the last say in things we do.

Understand how that delicious steak made it to your fork, what happened in the event chain prior to the moment you eat it.

Know, understand, decide. Understand is the key word here.

Like most, you will continue to enjoy your dinner as you have your whole life. For some, like me, I am challenging the accepted normality of process and making changes for what I believe in.

I will give respect to an animal long before a human. People earn respect from me, it's not given it by default.

Watch the documentary. Think.

Goose

Thanks to Aaron for the 40 cool aircraft pictures...

Well... back to it after extending the weekend by two days.

Attended, shot and flew in the annual giant scale fun fly in Kingston on Saturday cool (pix to come), flew again Monday and Tuesday despite the weather trying its best to screw me up.

Did you hear Zakk Wylde is in hospital for blood clots? Not cool...

I didn't know there was such an event as this, but it seems the Germans are bloody good at it.

Ow, sunburn

Righto!

Mr G

Abdel Baset al-Megrahi is the piece of shit that blew a Pan Am flight (188) out of the sky in 1988 killing 270 people.

They let him go today because he is dying from cancer.

Oh boo hoo. Die alone, in jail, preferably with no meds asshole.

No, instead he is flown back to his own country on the governments tab and is 'expected' to receive a heros welcome.

Are you fucking kidding?

Apparently not. Nice one Scottish government. Two words... huge mistake.

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Jasmine Fiore is a name you might hear in the next couple of days...

Ryan Jenkins, an investment banker worth a cool 2.5 million decided to live out what can only be described as a movie plot, by killing Fiore (his wife) then stuffing her naked into a suitcase and then a dumpster after smashing out her teeth and cutting off her fingers so she could not be identified.

Well done Sherlock, never mind her face is easily recognised due to her career.

Guess where he is.

Yep, ran away to Canada.

Why is it that we don't have the death penalty anymore? Anyone?